One time I was on an airplane and and the pilot said were ready for takeoff and said we would be flying at 30,000 feet tonight. I guess he forgot to turn off the microphone cause then I heard him say to his copilot "why dont you take over, im gonna take a nice healthy shit and fuck the brains out of the sexy blond flight attendant." All the sudden this blond started running down the isle but an elderly lady stopped him. She said "relax hunny, he has to shit first."