A blonde, a brunette and a red-head were sitting at a bar,
discussing how loose they were. The Brunette: "I'm so loose, I
can fit a beer bottleup my cunt."
The Red-head: "I'm so loose I can fit a whole fist in my cunt."
As they're discussing who's looser, they look at the blonde for a
secondopinion, and she grins a sshe slides down the bar stool