Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one notices a beautiful woman sitting
in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with
that girl." The other replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a
chicken shit." So the man approaches the lovely woman and says,
"Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me." Seeing the man
is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating
on matromony and I'd rather sit than dance." So the man humbly returns
to his friend. "So what did she say?" he asks. "She said she's constipated
on macaroni and would rather shit in her pants."