A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The
huge guy behind the counter bellows "One burger." The cook, who's even
bigger screams "burger!", whereupon he grabs a huge chunk of chop meat,
stuffs it under his bare armpit, and pumps it few times to squeeze it flat, then
tosses it on the grill. The old lady says "That's the most disgusting thing I
have ever seen!!" The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts!!"