Bob and Jane get married and are on their honey moon. They are about to get busy when Jane says that she is a virgin. Bob runs to the kitchen and calls his dad.

Bob says, "Dad you gotta help me, jane just told me that she is still a virgin, what do I do?"

Dad says, "get rid of her right now!!!"

Bob, "Why I love her, why should I leave her?"

Dad says, "Because if she ain't good enough for her brother, mom, or dad, then she ain't good enough for us."