How does a blond girl turn the lights on after sex?
Open the car door!

Why do blonds wear panties?
To keep thier ankles warm!

Why don't blonds like vibrators?
They hurt thier teeth!

How do you drown a blond?
Throw a mirror in the pool!

A blond girl is driving along a country road and notices another blond girl out in a nearby wheat field,in a row boat!So she gets out of her car and walks up to the fence and yells,your lucky I can't swim,I'd come out there and kick your ass for giving blonds a bad name!!

Why do most blonds have long hair?
To hide the valve stem on the back of thier necks!