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Please read the following collection of YO MAMA SO FAT' jokes. Future
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT

Yo mama so fat . . . she's fat!
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
Yo mama so fat I got rich by making her sit on coal.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo mama so fat I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
Yo mama so fat I'm jealous of yo daddy. He's got TWICE the woman anyone else has!
Yo mama so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her
Yo mama so fat Willy freed her.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so fat cows graze by her for the shade.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.
Yo mama so fat for a tampon she uses a role of bounty and a rope!
Yo mama so fat he got a ham for a pet.
Yo mama so fat her ass has got more meat than a freezer at Price-Costco.
Yo mama so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.
Yo mama so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is RAGU!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over Milk Duds.
Yo mama so fat her favorite dress is a tent.
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo mama so fat her senior picture had to be an aerial view.
Yo mama so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo mama so fat one day it was raining and she put on her yellow coat to go down the street and a kid saw her and said "Damn, I missed the bus again!".
Yo mama so fat people go on expeditions on her tits!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Yo mama so fat she couldn't get the part in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
Yo mama so fat she doesn't wear Dazzey Dukes; she wears Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she farted and put herself into orbit.
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she got an actual size tattoo of the projects on her butt.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said, "Who touched me?"
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat she got more crack than South Central LA
Yo mama so fat she got on an airplane and only the wings took off.
Yo mama so fat she got the part in Raiders of The Lost Ark as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she has to fly cargo class.
Yo mama so fat she has to put on lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she has to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama so fat she hitch-hikes on dump trucks
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat she lost at Hide and Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
Yo mama so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac.
Yo mama so fat she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook.
Yo mama so fat she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so fat she needed her ears pierced with a harpoon.
Yo mama so fat she needs a building permit for her girdle.
Yo mama so fat she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring.
Yo mama so fat she needs to put a bookmark in her folds to find her belly button.
Yo mama so fat she played Free Willy's stunt double.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat she puts on tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat she qualifies for group insurance.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over four quarters and made it a dollar.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and got two dimes and a nickel.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!
Yo mama so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama so fat she use a pillow for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo mama so fat she was the cause of a major crash.
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress.
Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama so fat she's got tan lines from the refridgerator light.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat shes got her own gravational pull
Yo mama so fat small objects tend to orbit her.
Yo mama so fat that people wish to buy food 100% "Yo Mama Free"
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weigh station.
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat the AIDS quilt can't cover her.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat the Department of Transportation makes her wear a "Caution, Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo mama so fat the airport categorizes her ass as carry-on luggage.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat the difference between her and Moby Dick is about three pounds.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
Yo mama so fat the phone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama so fat the she smokes a turkey after having sex.
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping ... and they still hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat they won't allow her on most bridges.
Yo mama so fat they wrote a book about her, It was called Moby Dick.
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama so fat when I swerved to avoid her on the road, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.
Yo mama so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she eats at McDonald's, they have to go outside and double the number on the sign that says amount of people served.
Yo mama so fat when she falls in the Grand Canyon, she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders the "Thank You, Come Again."
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach, the kids yell, "Free Willy!"
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in a mirror, she saw another mirror.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat when she puts on a pair of BVD's, it stretches to "BouleVarD".
Yo mama so fat when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ice berge she made crushed ice!!!
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she sits at the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sits in front of the "Hollywood" sign, you can only see the "H" and the "D".
Yo mama so fat when she sits in the classroom, she sits beside everybody.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please".
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "I don't do livestock".
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat when she steps on gum, she can tell you what flavor it is.
Yo mama so fat when she told the airport she needed to fly right away, they stamped "GoodYear" on her ass and put her on the runway!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress, kids run after her cuz they think it's the Kool Aid Man.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, folks run after her yelling "TAXI!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts, two midgets jumpped in her ass and thought she was a cab.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat when the guy cursed "thinner" on her she said thanks.
Yo mama so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when your family wants to watch home movies, they dress her in white and seat her in front.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat, she put on a red tee shirt and all the little kids said "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid".
Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window!