One day an Indian and an American went to a bar and got
into a fight with some guy who was there.....

So both the American and the indian guy got out
of the bar and started to run towards the forest to
hide befor the cops come and arrest them.

The both climbed on a tree and watched the cops looking
for them.

So, just to look natural the American sounded like an
eagle so the cops thought that they didn't come this way.

What?????????? How could he do that the Indian guy
thought???????????

AND he cried umbaaaaa umbaaaaa (just like a cow)