your mamma is so fat she has her own area code.
your mamma is so fat people run around her for exercise.
your mamma is so fat I had a full tank of fuel and i still couldn,t get around her.
your mamma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
your mamma is so dumb if you said it was chilly outside she'd get a bowl.
your mamma is so fat she uses a paint roller to brush her teeth.
your mamma is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street i said "what are you doing" she
said "moving"
your mamma is so fat if you stretched out her shirt you could give shade to a wole football feild.
your mamma is so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck