This woman with hairy armpits walks into a bar. She sits down, raises her hand, showing
all the hair under her armpits, and calls out, "Yoo-hoo, anyone want to buy me a drink?" Then out
of the corner a drunk guy says, "I'll buy that ballerina a drink."
Five minutes pass on. The hairy pitted woman again raises her hand and calls out for someone to
buy her a drink. The same drunk guy again says, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
Five more minutes pass on. The woman again raises her hand and asks for someone to buy her a
drink, and again, the drunk guy goes, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
The bar tender then looks at the drunk guy very strange and says, "Why the do you keep calling
her a ballerina?" To which the drunk replies, "Because. I have never seen anyone else that can lift
their leg as high as she can!"

-Tyler