You might have heard this before.

Clinton and Pope died on the same day. Dur to an document error
the Pope went to the hell and Clinton went to the heven.

Then the Pope complained Satan the leader in the hell claiming that
he is not supposed to go there and requested to recheck documentation.
Then Satan contacted God and double checked documents. Then they found
the documentation error and arranged to exchange Clinton to the Hell
and Pope to the Heven. The correction of documents took 5 minutes only.
During the exchange Clinton met Pope in between and shouted at Pope saying "Why the hell you want to go to heven ?"
Then Pope replied "I want to see Vergin Mary !". Then clinton replied
"Then you are 5 minutes late !"