A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local
theme park. We were looking outside, and it was an extremely

windy day. The area's custodian, the one who had the job of
sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4'10", 90lbs)
and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away.

My friend joked with the lady, telling her that she would
have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside
to work. The lady looked at my friend and lisped, "You mean,

now I weigh me down to sweep?"