Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 11 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later,and has 18 children by her next
husband. Then he dies.

A while later,she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says. "At least they're finnaly
together."

A guy sitting in the front row says; "Excuse me father,but you mean her and her
first husband, or
her and her secound husband? "

The priest says, " I mean her legs."