One day a man walked into a bar and asked for a fork. The lady at the bar
gave him a fork and he went outside. Then another man came in and asked for a
fork and went out side. A third man walked into the bar and also asked for a
fork and he went outside too. Then in came a fourth man and asked for a spoon.
The lady at the bar asked him "why are you asking for a fork? Everyone else is
asking for a fork". The man replied we'll someone vomitted up outside and all
the chunky bits are gone!