Loss of WIFE
Posted by Abdul Wahid on April 05, 1998 at 21:15:55:
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have "Well, tell me!" the man said. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we "Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two "If that's the good news than what's the great news?!", Mr. Wilkens The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow | |
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