a real tough guy i know went up for his first parachute jump.. when his time came the jump instructor said "jump"... tough guy started but then chickened out... once again the instructor commanded "jump"... tough guy started but chickened out again.. "look" said the instructor, "if you dont jump, i'm gonna fuck you right in the ass." so i asked tough guy, "did you jump"? "just a little at first" he replied.............