•Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the Boyscouts?.................he's up to two packs a day!
•Recently Michael opened an amusement park...............you have to be at least 4 feet tall to ride Michael!
•After Michael's terrible breakup he started playing the field..........the little league field! •Why are Michael Jackson's pants so short?..................they're not his!
•What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?..................39 year old meat between 11 year old buns!