A Toronto, a Waterloo and a Queens student were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne. God addresses The Waterloo student first.

"What do you believe in?"

The Waterloo student replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion
engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that
if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and
we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and
sit at my right."

God then addresses the Queen's Student; "Well, I believe in power to the
people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things
and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I
also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come
and sit at my left."

God then address the Toronto student. "What do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."