A farmer had a large farm with al sorts of animals
he also had a parrot who screwed all the animals on the farm
the farmer continuously warned him to stop, told him too much is bad for ones health
the parrot didn't listen.
one day the farmer came into the house and found the parrot lying on the floor and groaning as if in pain
the farmer said, I warned you.
the parrot said ssshhhh I am trying to screw an ant here.