A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon
all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he
got it. He told them to leave him alone and let him get some sleep but
they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, OK, do you see that tree out there?" he asked, pointing through the
mouth of the cave.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"

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