A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants
walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother,
"What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies. "No, under
the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and
says, "Oh, nothing." The boy turns to his father and repeats the same
question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis,
son." "So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy. The father
draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that
woman."

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