What do Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common?
They both have little boys pants half off.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is really white and loves little kids, the other is a ghost.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
They both live off of dead beatles.

What do the New York Jets and the Pope have in common?
They can both fill Giant Stadium and make people exclaim, "Oh my god!"

Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
OJ Simpson.

Did you hear about the Canadian who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He was so proud of it, he brought it home and had it bronzed.

Did you hear the Unabomber was on suicide watch?
They found some self addressed stamped envelopes in his cell.

The best gift someone can receive is something that a child made by hand.

So doesn't that mean the best gift you can buy is anything from the Kathy
Lee Gifford clothing collection?

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
For a discount airline, ValuJet serves some great food!

What did Kerri Strug say about her Gold medal winning vault?
"It was the thrill of victory and the agony of de-feet."

(Editor's Note: Don't tell this joke in public... and if you do: You didn't
get it here.)

Did you hear Russian President Boris Yelstin gave the third-place finisher
in the first round of the election, General Alexander I. Lebed, a senior
position in his government?
Like Yelstin, this move brought General Lebed under the influence.

Considering the media attention the first OJ trial gathered, where
could they possibly find a jury which knows nothing about OJ for
the second trial?
They used the first trial's jury.

What's the NRAs new motto?
"Guns don't kill people, OJ kills people."

What happened to the two peanuts walking in Centennial Park?
One was a salted.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a West
Viginian guy?

A tattoo.

What does a divorce in Alabama have in common with a tornado?

A trailer home is torn apart in either one.

Yo mama is so dark she got a ticket for tinted windows while
riding a bicycle.

What do you call a Japenese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs.

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