How did Canadians spell Canada?
C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What has six balls and screws rednecks?
The Kentucky Lottery!

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.

What happened to the butcher when he backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his orders.

What is the difference between the boy scouts and the Tennessee National
Guard?
The boy scouts have adult leadership.

Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in
stores now?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Why was Colonel Custer late for dinner?
He had Injun trouble.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

Have you heard about OJ Simpson's new Web Site?
It's 'http: slash, slash, backslash, escape'.

What do you do if there is a pick horse and a purple elephant chasing you?
Get off the carousel!

What woman's legs and Empire State Building have in common?
The higher you climb the more exciting it gets!

What did OJ say to Nicole before he killed her?
Your waiter will be with you in a minute.

How was the new shortstop like Cinderella?
He ran away from the ball.

Customer: "Waiter, do you have chicken legs?"
Waiter: "Why no sir, I have rather muscular legs."

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold out Tide.

What's a Wok?
Something you throw at a Wabbit.

What would happen if California had an earthquake an a fire at the same
time?
They would shake and bake.

Why did the dragon cross the road?
Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Why did the golfer wear two pears of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!

What's the difference between boogers and beets?
Kids wont eat beets.

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just designate Microsoft Darkness(tm) as the new industry
standard!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderware!

What did the frog do when he did not want any more children?
He had a disectamy.

You can visit my home page at:
http://www.myna.com/~abdul/main.html