"Don't look so worried, robbie! When I said I was going to be a mother, I meant yours I'm going to marry your father!"
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Bill: "I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks!"
Sam: "Whassa matter? Mad at her?"
Bill: "Nope. I'm afraid to interrupt her!"
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Husband: "You will never succeed in making that dog obey you."
Wife: "Nonsense. It is only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you at first."
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Photographer to a model: "Shall I photograph you in the nude?"
"No, leave your clothes on, thak you!"
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