God was looking down on the earth and decided everything was
too messed up to let it continue. He decided an ultimatum on
humans would do the trick, so he called up who he thought were
the three most important people on earth to tell them. God decided
to call up Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.

God meets with them and tells them that unless they can make the
world a perfect place in 3 days, he is going to kill everyone.

Boris Yeltsin goes back, and speaks to the Russian people. He
says "I have bad news. There is a god, and he will kill us all in 3
days if we don't make the world perfect."

Bill Clinton goes back, and speaks to the American people. He
says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is
a god, but the bad news is that he will kill us all in 3 days unless
we make the world perfect."

Bill Gates goes back, and speaks to all his Microsoft employees.
He says, "I have good news. God thinks I am one of the 3 most
important people on earth, and we don't have to worry about
finishing Windows98."

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