A little old couple in their eighties was
sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie
channel. He looked at her and asked, "Do you
think we can still do that?"

"Well, we can sure try!" she answered. So they
shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the
bathroom to get ready and she took off all her
clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the
bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the
middle of the bedroom floor.

"What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't
get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!

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