>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. >
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. >A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife. >
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a
little.. >To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her >at all.
>
>Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more >willing to die.
>
>Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
people >remembering the same thing.
>
>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. >Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. >A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. >
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. >
>There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before
marriage & >after marriage.