Posted by Terry, PPPUUUNNNK,Men In Black!! on July 23, 1998 at 09:57:06:
The Diner - sent by Terry E-mail: tharr@kuntrynet.com A:101 Dam asians
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So there was this guy that walked into a diner.
He looked at the menu and the first two things were:
Grilled cheese sandwitch.......$ 2.00
Hand job.....$10.00
So the guy yells at the waitress and says
" Are you the person that gives the hand jobs?? "
The woman said " Yes I am.."
So the guy said " Then wash your hands before you make me a grilled cheese sandwich! "
Dirty - sent by PPPUUUNNNK E-mail: PPPUUUNNNK@aol.com
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IF I HAD A ROOSTER AND YOU HAVE A DONKEY, AND YOUR DONKEY ATE MY ROOSTER'S FEET OFF WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?
YOU WOULD HAVE 2 FEET OF MY COCK IN YOUR ASS!
101 - sent by Men In Black!! E-mail: X_joke@hotmail.com
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