Posted by Bal Vallah on August 13, 1998 at 00:20:53:
The Law of Volunteering The Law of Avoiding Oversell The Law of Common Sense The Law of Reality The Law of Self Sacrifice Weiler's Law Law of Probable Dispersal Law of Volunteer Labor Conway's Law Iron Law of Distribution Law of Cybernetic Entomology Law of Drunkedness Heller's Law Osborne's Law Main's Law Weinberg's Second Law
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Them that has, gets.
There is always one more bug.
You can't fall off the floor.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Variables won't; constants aren't.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that
came along would have destroyed civilization.
