*** Young son: Is it true Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in
most countries son.

*** Then there was a man who said "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late.

*** A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and
the wife takes.

*** When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy we wonder why

*** After a quarrel a wife said to her husband, "You know I was a fool
when I married you" And the husband replied "Yes dear, but I was in
love with you"

*** It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss

*** A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds "Wife wanted". Next day he
receives a hundred letters. They all said the same thing " you can have
mine"

*** A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with dishes.

*** A woman was telling her friend "It is I who made my husband a
millionaire" "and what was he before you married him" Asked the friend.
The woman replied "A multimillionaire".