Curious Son and the Father - posted by Gamini M. - email: gamini.mendis.gmlanka@ebox.tninet.se
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Son: " Dad., is it true that in some parts of the Globe a man does not know his wife untill he marries her..? "
Father: " My dear son, that happens in every country..! "THX. and RGDS. from Gamini M., Sweden..
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Mushroom - posted by Lauren - Email: gerdy_52@hotmail.com
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a mushroom enters a bar and askes the bartender for a drink.
the bartender says "im sorry we dont serve mushrooms" and the
mushroom says "why not? im a fun guy!!" get it? fun guy-fungi. ha ha
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Funny - posted by someone - Email: 2 lazey 2 write it
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are YOU shaking for? She's going to EAT me!!!!"
There was this man who was going to jump off a bridge and another guy saw what he was going to do so he convinced the first guy to talk about it. So they sat down and talked about life....then they went to the bridge and jumped off together.