A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed
on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell
in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left
breast. This romance also waned.

Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him.
That night when they were undressing for bed he began to
laugh. She asked, "What in the world is so funny?" He said,
"Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are
going to have in about ten years from now."