A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing
interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still

experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at
dinner. So, that night at dinner, she does.

About a week later she's back at the doctor. She says, "Doc, the pill
worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five
minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor,
grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the
table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong.

The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Naah... ", she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that
Restaurant anyway."

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What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common?

You wait one hour for a two minute ride!

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The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and
asked if she might have the sentence "If you can read this,
you're too damned close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

"Yes madam," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could
be done. Would you prefer block or script letters ?"

"Braille," she replied.