CHUCKLE ONE ~

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate
with orders to let no car enter unless it displayed
a special sticker.

A long, black car drove up carrying a general.

"Halt, who goes there?" Challenged the sentry.

The chauffeur, a corporal, replied, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry," the sentry said. "I can't let you through
without a special sticker on your vehicle."

The general ordered the corporal to drive on.

"Halt!" The sentry shouted. "You really cannot
drive through without a sticker. I have orders
to shoot, if you persist in trying to drive. "

"I'm telling you, corporal," the general repeated.
"DRIVE ON!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window, and
leaned forward to address the general.

Sir! I'm new at this." He said. "Do I shoot you
or the driver?"

~ CHUCKLE TWO ~

An officer walked up to a private at the Post Exchange.

"Soldier," he asked. "Do you have change for a dollar?"

"Sure, buddy!" replied the private looking for change.

"Private!" the officer admonished. "That is no way to
address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have
change for a dollar?"

The private snapped to attention.

"No, SIR!"