Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are in an airplane flying across the country. Suddenly, Bill Clinton says, "Hey, lets throw a $100.00 bill out the window and make someone happy!" Then Hillary Clinton says, "NO, lets throw two $50.00 bills out the window and make TWO people happy!" Then Al Gore says, "NO, lets throw a hundred $1.00's out the window and make a 100 people happy!" Then, from the front of the plane, the pilot yells, "Why don't you throw YOURSELVES out the window and make 200 MILLION people happy?!"

So the plane crashes and they all go to heaven. God comes down from his throne and looks the three of them over and says to Bill, "I'm God, who are you?" Bill looks at him and says "I'm Bill Clinton, and I was the President of the United States!" God thinks for a minute and says, "Hmmmm, that's a pretty important job--you come sit here on my right." Then God looks at Al Gore. "I'm God, who are you?" An Al says, "I'm Al Gore, and I was the Vice President of the United States!" God thinks for a minute and says "Hmmmm, thats a pretty important job--you come sit here on my left."

Then God looks at Hillary. "I'm God, who are you?" "I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton--and I believe you're in MY Chair!"