A guy, a pig, and a dog were the survivors of a terrible shipwreck,
and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being
there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky
was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle,
a perfect night for romance! As they sat there, the pig started looking
better and better to the guy. Soon, he leaned over to the pig and
put his arm around it.

But, the dog became jealous, growling fiercely until the guy removed his
arm from around the pig. After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling A few
weeks passed by, and low and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the guy had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to good health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced
her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, perfect for a
night of romance. Pretty soon, the guy started to get "those feelings"
again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally
leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear,
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"