1.WHATS THE HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION?
2.WHATS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY ?
3.WHAT'S IT A MAN & A MAN CAN DO, A WOMAN & A MAN CAN
DO BUT A WOMAN & A WOMAN CAN'T DO ?
4.WHAT IS SLIPPERY WET AND GREASY, WHEN IT'S IN IT'S EASY,WHEN IT'S OUT,IT JUMPS ABOUT SLIPPERY WET AND GREASY?
5. WHATS THE FASTEST MOVING THING ON EARTH?
6. THE 2ND FASTEST MOVING THING ON EARTH?
7. WHATS THE HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY?
8. HOW DO YOU ROUSE A GAY OR LESBIAN?
9. WHATS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A CHICKEN FARMER AND A PROSTITUTE?
10.WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHIP AND A WOMAN?
11.WHATS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A GUITAR?
12.WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BATSMAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUND AND A PROSTITUTE?
OK GUYS CHECK THIS OUT ! THERE WERE 3 GIRLS WHO WERE ROOM-MATES & BY COINCEDENCE ALL 3 HAD BOY FRIENDS BY THE SAME NAME SAY...TOMIYA. THE 3 HAD A PROBLEM WHEN THEIR GUYS COME HOME AND RING THE BELL 'CAUSE WHEN THEY ASK WHO'S AT THE DOOR THE GUYS SAID THEIR NAME WHICH OBVIOUSLY WAS TOMIYA, SO ALL 3 HAD TO COME TO THE DOOR. THEN THE GIRLS DECIDED TO NAME EACH OF THEIR BOY FRIENDS BY THE NAME OF A SODA{A DRINK LIKE COKE& PEPSI}TO AVOID THE CONFUSION. THE 1ST ONE SAID SHE'LL CALL HER'S (7-UP) AND THE OTHER 2 ASKED WHY? SHE SAID "HIS IS 7 INCHES LONG & ALWAYS UP. THEN THE 2ND SAID I'LL CALL HIM (MOUNTAIN DEW) THE OTHER 2 ASKED WHY AND SHE SAID
"HE LIVES BY THE MOUNTAIN AND ALWAYS WANTS TO DO,DO,
DO & DO. THEN THE 3RD ONE SAID AAA! I'LL CALL HIM
JONNIE WALKER. AT THIS THE OTHER 2 SNAPPED & SAID HEY THAT'S A LIQUOR. FOR WHICH THE 3RD ONE SAID YA HE'S A LICKER.OOOPS.SAWRY
OK ANSWERS TO THE EARLIER JOKES
1.A WOMAN SITTING ON TOP OF AN ANTHURIAM.
2.A WHORE(PROSTITUTE) HAVING COBWEBS IN BETWEEN HER
LEGS.
3.CONFESSION AT A CHURCH (WHICH MEANS) SINNERS GO TO THE PRIEST AND ASK THEM TO BE FORGIVEN (THERE ARE NO LADY PRIESTS TO GO & CONFESS TO.
4.A FISH OR A FROG (MOST WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE VULGAR
WAY)
5. A CHICKEN RUNNING ACROSS ETHOPIA (NO HARD FEELINGS PLEASE)
6. AN ETHOPIAN RUNNIG AFTER THE CHICKEN ( AGAIN NO HARD FEELINGS PLEASE
7.LOOKING THROUGH THE KEYHOLE OF A GLASS DOOR
8. HMMMMM. PUSH-UPS NOW YOU ARE CONFUSED EH! SO THAT PROVES YOU ARE EITHER A GAY OR A LESBIAN.
9. BOTH EARN A LIVING BY RAISING "COCKS"
10.THE SHIP "CUTS " THROUGH THE WATER AND WOMEN "WATERS" THROUGH THE CUT.
11.YOU "TUNE" THE TOP AND PLAY THE "BOTTOM"
12.THE BATSMAN CAN RAISE ONLY ONE BALL AT A TIME WHERE AS A PROSTITUTE CAN RAISE TWO BALLS AT A TIME