THERE WAS THIS FATHER WHO HAD 2 SONS, ONE WAS BRIGHT AND THE OTHER A DUMB (GOOD FOR NOTHING CASE). ONE DAY THE FATHER WANTED TO CHECK WHO REALLY WAS SMART. SO HE HANDED EACH WITH A DUCK & SAID SELL THEM AND BRING ME THE MAXIMUM MONEY U COULD. THEN BOTH SONS WENT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. HALF AN HOUR LATER THE 'BRIGHT' ONE BROUGHT DAD 50 BUCKS THE DAD WAS HAPPY.2 HOURS GONE BY THEN THE 'DUMB' ONE RETURNED WITH A DEAD DUCK AND GAVE IT TO DAD AND ALSO A 150 BUCKS. DAD WAS CONFUSED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUCK? AND HOW COME HE GOT 150 BUCKS? THE SON EXPLAINED WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
HE SAID "DAD I WAS TRYING TO SELL IT, FOR ONE HOUR THERE WAS NO BUYER, THEN A LADY IN THE MID 40'S CAME BYE AND I TRIED TO SELL IT TO HER SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE CASH AND SHE WOULD LET ME FUCK HER INSTEAD. I GOT HORNY AND SAID OK. SHE TOOK ME HOME & I FUCKED HER LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER & IT WAS SO GOOD THE LADY SAID 'IF YOU FUCK ME THE SAME WAY I'LL GIVE YOU THE DUCK BACK. I WAS THRILLED AND I DID IT SO VERY WELL
THAT I GOT THE DUCK BACK. NOW I WAS RETURNING HOME 'WHISTLING' AWAY & SUDDENLY THE DUCK FLEW OFF MY HANDS AND WAS RUN OVER BY A PASSING CAR. THE DRIVER GOT OFF THE CAR AND OFFERED TO PAY AND SAID THAT HE WAS SORRY. THEN I ASKED HIM 150 BUCKS WHICH WAS PROMPTLY PAID.HE SAID SO "DADDY" {I GOT A FUCK FOR A DUCK,A DUCK FOR A FUCK AND A 150 BUCKS FOR A FUCKED-UP DUCK}. THEN THE DAD SAID I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE DUMB, BUT NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE SMART ONE.