THIS IS NO WAY INTENDED TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS IT'S ONLY A JOKE.

THERE WAS THIS LADY WHO WAS MARRIED FOR 12 YEARS WITHOUT CHILDREN. SHE WAS DESPERATE TO HAVE ONE BUT GOD DID NOT GIFT HER WITH ONE SHE HAD TRIED ALL WAYS AND MEANS. LATELY SHE THOUGHT OF PRAYING TO GOD. HER FREQUENT VISITS TO THE CHURCH WAS NOTICED BY THE PRIEST. ONE DAY THE PRIEST SPOKE TO HER AND ASKED WHETHER ANYTHING WAS BOTHERING HER FOR WHICH SE SAID YES AND TOLD HER DESIRE AND SITUATION. THE PRIEST TOLD HER 'DON'T WORRY I'LL HAVE SOME SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR YOU NEXT SUNDAY NIGHT AT 10.00 P.M., BUT IT'S GOING TO BE VERY PRIVATE AND WANTED HER TO COME TO HIS RESIDENCE. AS INSTRUCTED THE LADY WENT. AND AFTER CHATTING FOR A WHILE THE PRIEST TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM. HE OPENED A HOLY BOOK AND WANTED THE LADY TO LIE ON TOP OF IT, THEN HE TOLD HER TO RELAX AND CLOSE HER EYES AND NOT TO GET EXCITED. THEN HE UNDRESSED HER AND HIMSELF AND BOARDED HER AND SAID DON'T YOU WORRY NOW KEEP PRAYING TO GOD TO GRANT YOUR WISHES AS NOW A"HOLY MAN IS ON TOP OF YOU A HOLY BOOK IS UNDER YOU AND NO!
W,!
NOW,NOW HOLY WATER IS PASSING THROUGH.