First, did you hear that a pro wrestler was elected governor of Minnesota? (I think it was Minnesota. It was some place cold.)
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The Top 10 Changes Under a Government Run by Pro Wrestlers

10 Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and
lots of posturing by a bunch of inarticulate losers with no class or manners-- Hey, wait a minute...

9 Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go to the biggest, meanest, stupidest kid in each
school.

8 Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

7 January 20: Inauguration ceremonies
January 21: FDA approves over-the-counter sale of steroids

6 Newt Gingrich is finally able to wear his mask and cape out of the house.

5 During House debate, it is acceptable to yield to the gentleman wielding a folding chair.

4 Difficult finding interns willing to accommodate an entire pouch of Skoal.

3 Strom Thurmond *finally* removed by The Undertaker.

2 Line to bodyslam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

1 Before: Mr. Vice President After: Stone Cold Al Gore