A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked, in rhythm, as this was their time to spend a few quiet moments together. After years of practice they rocked at the same pace.

Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed her cane and with a loud and hard WACK hit her husband across the shins. His eyes watered and tears ran down his cheeks. When he finally caught his breath he gasped and asked: " What'd ya do that fer?!?"

"That's fer 50 years of bad sex!!!", she said.

He nodded his head and said nothing. Slowly they began to rock again. Again they kept pace. Back and forth they rocked, until suddenly the man stopped and picked up his cane. He reached over and with a loud, sharp WACK he hit his wife across the shins. As soon as her eyes quit watering and she could speak she asked: "What was that fer?!?"

"That," he said as he began to rock again,"is fer knowin' the difference!!!"