The difference - sent by: Tharshika - E-mail: sangedeva@hotmail.com
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Q. Whats the difference between a trash can and an Indian gal?

A. a trash can gets picked up and an Indian gal doesn't.

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Bill Clinton - sent by: Stacey and, Nick
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Clinton's pants are fallin down, fallin down, fallin down,
Clinton's pants are fallin down watch out ladies.
Take the ladies lock em up, lock em up,lock em up,
take the ladies lock em up before Clinton knocks em up.