Law Jokes
Posted by Chantelle on December 16, 1998 at 02:00:29:
> -- From a little book called "Disorder in the Court." They're things > people actually said in court, word for word. > > Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that > morning? > A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > Q: And why did that upset you? > A: My name is Susan. > > Q: What is your date of birth? > A: July fifteenth. > Q: What year? > A: Every year. > > Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > > Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? > A: Yes. > Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > A: I forget. > Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've > forgotten? > > Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you. > A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. > Q: How long has he lived with you? > A: Forty-five years. > > Q: And where was the location of the accident? > A: Approximately milepost 199. > Q: And where is milepost 199? > A: Probably between milepost 198 and 200. > > Q: Sir, what is your IQ? > A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. > > Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? > A: After the accident? > Q: Before the accident. > A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. > > Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or > a cult? > A: We both do. > Q: Voodoo? > A: We do. > Q: You do? > A: Yes, voodoo. > > Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue > lights flashing? > A: Yes. > Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? > A: Yes, sir. > Q: What did she say? > A: What disco am I at?
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