All the kids a class had to bring in a lesson. The teacher asks a little girl to tell her lesson. She says, she droped a bucit of milk. The teacher says thats a good lesson. She calls on another little girl. She says she droped a basket of eggs. The teacher says thats a good lesson. Then the teacher calls on a little boy. He says his uncle was in world war 2. He said that his uncle has a gun a bottle of beer and 15 Germans running at him. He takes a chug of beer and shot 5 Germans. Then he takes another chug of beer and shot 5 more Germans. Then he takes his last chug of beer and shot the last 5 Germans. Then the teacher asks so whats the lesson. The kid said never run at my uncle when he has beer.