What are seniors citizens worth? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in
their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.

As for myself, I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my
life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every
day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. I immediately go to see John. After
that Charlie Horse comes along, and he really takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day. However, he doesn't like to stay in one
place very long, so he just takes me from joint to joint. Finally after such a busy tiring day, I'm
really glad to be able to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!!

P.S. The preacher came by the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about the hereafter.
I told him, 'Oh I do all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or
down in the basement, I ask myself...'What am I here after?'