One day a man got into an accident.

"too bad":).

He is in the hospital.
Doctor comes in to the room and tells him
"Hey Buddy! I have some -Good News n Bad News 4U!!! "
"What do you wanna hear first???"

The poor guy looks at the doc and ask him
"Ohh damn Ok, tell me the Bad news first doc?"
The doc told him.
"Im afriad that you are goin to lose your both legs, my friend!!!"
The guy looks sadly at him and asked the doc,
"Ok, then what is the good news,doc, huh?"
The doc looks at him and said
"The Good news is that
SOMEBODY WANTS TO BUY YOUR SHOES!!!" :o)