A super model walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had
to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how
it happened?

The super mode said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck
the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't
want to ruin it.

So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too
long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!

Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had breasts enlarged, and I
don't want to ruin them!

So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!