A RIR hen and a village hen met one day. The RIR considering itself superior, asked
the village hen: How does your lady treat you? Very good. My lady is very good. The RIR
how much does she sell your eggs for? The village hen: She sells them for 30 cents each.
The RIR. Ah! my lady sells my eggs for 32 cents. The village hen. Ahio! What's the use
of making one's arse larger for just two cents!