The husband was reading a news paper.his wife who was washing clothes near the well at that time came to him and gave him a big slap. then the husband asked what's wrong with you lady, so the lady goes "who is Jane , i found this chit in your pockets the name Jane wriiten on it".then the man said " oh Jane , that is the name of the oldest chimpanzie in the world. so the lady new she had made a mistake and apologized for what happened and once again went to the well. about 10 mins later the lady came and gave him a another slap, so the man got really angry and asked what's wrong with you bitch. then the lady said "your oldest chimpanzie just now gave you a call"