A woman is trying to board a bus, but her skirt is
tight and she can't step up. She reaches behind her and lowers the
zipper a bit and tries again. Skirt's still too tight. She reachesbehind
her and lowers the zipper some more. She still can't get on, and
lowers the zipper a third time. Suddenly, she feels two hands on herbutt,
trying to push her up onto the bus. She spins around and says, "Sir, I
don't know you well enough for you to do that!" The guy says, "Lady, I
don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three timeseither."